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Ten unhealthy habits of overworked veterinarians (and their staff members)

November 16, 2010 / (10) comments


It's not that veterinarians necessarily suffer from bad habits more acutely than any other hardworking group of people, but the reality of our daily stress load is a tad off the beaten path … what with all the potentially adverse client interactions and stomach-churning nastiness that often accompanies our work.

 

Always in search of greater clarity — not to mention some great stories to add to my collection — two years ago I polled this blog's contingent of in-the-vet-biz readers (I was going by Dolittler back then) on this very subject. I asked, "What unhealthy, unique-to-your-profession work habits will you cop to for the sake of a little illumination (and fun, of course)?"

Here's what I got:

1. Eating lunch too close to the microscope. We're all guilty of this. And by we, I mean those of us who consider a little fecal material on one's person to be an inevitable constant. Why the fuss? It's just a little poop, right?

2. Taking clients at their word. Ignore clients when they urge you not to put a muzzle on their dog. "My dog does not bite!" is altogether too often followed by, "She never did that before!" (A trite non-expression of sympathy which helps us not-at-all in the emergency room, and less still when we have to cancel all our surgeries for the next week.) 

3. Not wearing gloves while flushing out ears … or examining a potential abscess. (So much for a dinner date appetite.)

4. Investigating a possible ringworm lesion bare-handed … and then getting distracted and suffering three circular lesions to your ankle. (Presumably after scratching the mange mite bumps on your leg.)

5. Agreeing to conduct a post-mortem on a two-day-old specimen.

6. Rejecting vet-tech assistance for a house call euthanasia … especially when it's a 100-pound Rottie with a personality disorder.

7. Filling two vaccine syringes at once. One colleague confessed to having attempted this reserved-for-professionals, do-not-try-this-at-home trick and ended up with two syringes sticking straight out of her chest. (Attractive, no?)

8. Uncapping a syringe with one's teeth … and then stabbing oneself in the tongue with a rabies vaccine after indulging in this very, very bad habit. This is another confession from a colleague, but I confess to having found it difficult to break this habit myself, once upon a time — though I never stabbed my tongue.

9. Using the necropsy knife to cut into brownies. Now that is an extra-special one I will never forget. Foul! (Megan, I think that was yours, no?)

10. Eating with same cutlery used for serving the cat food … which often ends up in the litter pans in the sink. I happen to do this a lot — which disgusts my co-workers to no end. I just smile as I happily lick the peanut butter off the kitties' spoon.

***

During the discussion that followed my original post on this, it was posited (by FV reader BarbaraA?) that it's these often uber-gross habits that keep our immune systems in tip-top condition. If so, I must have the gruelingly-conditioned immune system of an Ironman champ.

Now it's your turn to add to the list...

 

 

Dr. Patty Khuly

 

 

Pic of the day: "Disgusting" by Jsome1

 

 

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COMMENTS (10)
1
Cat Food Cutlery
by on 11/16/2010 06:04am


8. Uncapping a syringe with one's teeth
10. Eating with same cutlery used for serving the cat food

I may not be in the animal health care business unless you consider "home health care" in that realm, but I'm equally guilty of a couple of these issues.

As an aside, today's Fully Vetted email notification was for yesterday's post.

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Ack!
by on 11/16/2010 06:05am

Adding a comment to I can check the "Please notify me of additional comments" box.

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by on 11/16/2010 06:12am

Back when I did wildlife work in the summer, it was frequently too busy to take a lunch break. I always had little hand-held cups of tomato soup ready, and I would just drink them while I worked if I couldn't get a better lunch break. All too often I'd be plucking maggots from a wound while drinking... yum! To this day, I cannot eat tomato soup with rice.

Expressing anal gland while talking. Keep that mouth closed, folks.

4
by on 11/16/2010 10:50am

THIS is why I could never do what you do! I am way too easily disgusted. Not when it comes to medical things, but poop, pee, vomit etc...no thank you! The worst of the worst for me is canned dog food. We have a foster right now who requires it and I have gagged each meal. Then I obsessively wash wash wash and scrub the sink to make sure not even a hint is left! I'm weird :)

And I too, got a notification for yesterdays post, today.

5
by on 11/16/2010 11:32am

I had a roomie once who insisted we designate one spoon to be used for cat food (and there were no issues of cat pans in the sink or anything else). I found this ridiculous and absurd. Use a spoon, and wash it. My dogs eat off our plates. They go through the dishwasher (and I'd do the same even if I washed the plates by hand). The food we prepare for ourselves has bacteria, and if you exercise the same caution with all your plates and utensils, squeamishness just because it has been used by a pet is just a hang-up.

If your dog has giardia, maybe you want to break out the paper plates, or some serious disinfectant. But if your dog or cat is not sick with anything that can be passed to humans, worry about something real.

Things involving feces don't belong in a kitchen sink, though. I'll agree with that.

6
@susanbt
by on 11/16/2010 09:28pm

My first roommate in vet school decided halfway through second year that I was not allowed to wash my cat's dishes in the dishwasher anymore and flipped at me. Totally illogical. Because washing it with the scrub brush or sponge was somehow more sanitary than running it through the scalding hot dishwasher? Riiiight. She never did give me a good reason, nor did she do the darn dishes anyway, so I ignored it. Agreed that it would have been different had we been talking, say, the litter box.

The same roommate said I was overreacting when her awful (aggressive, constantly barking, completely untrained) dog was coming into my bedroom and crapping in my closet, or right in front of my door if he couldn't get in. Can't crate him while she's out, 'cause that's just mean! Can't keep him locked in her bedroom, he'd ruin everything. Always puzzled me that the actual unsanitary condition was no big deal, but a bit of cat saliva in the dishwasher was gross.

Needless to say, we shortly parted ways.

7
Sugar
by on 11/16/2010 10:00pm

At our office we have to label our sugar, one is for our coffee and one for prolapsed rectums. The container is labeled Butt sugar, my friends think this is hilarious.

Unfortunatley in our area we have had some Rabies Positive cases which resulted in every raccoon, etc being brought to us for testing preparation. We did have to enact a strict no human food policy in the fridge with the possible rabid decapitated heads. I still kept finding their snacks in that fridge...Yuck!

8
by on 11/16/2010 10:35pm

Yes, that necropsy knife in the brownies story was mine (although it originally came from our state public health vet, of all people)... "But it's the sharpest knife we have!"

We had a scenario while I was on clinics where a large animal clinician tried to re-cap an 18 gauge needle by placing the cap on the needle, then pressing it on the rest of the way by pushing it against his chest (I guess it made sense at the time?). The cap fell off at some point and he ended up giving himself a pneumothorax after harpooning himself with the needle. Oops.

I am guilty of eating over the microscope, sharing my lunch with patients (especially parrots, tortoises, and bunnies, who are almost always excited to have a nibble of my fruit or salad), and accidentally stopping at the store on my way home from work, forgetting that my scrubs are splattered with blood/anal glands/pus/etc... sorry, real world!

9
hmmm...
by on 11/17/2010 10:12am

I don't remember exactly, but it does sound like me!

In my younger years, decades ago, I worked in a 550 bed general hospital (pre-glove and pre-HIV), and you got over sights and smells in a hurry!

Otherwise, you'd never be able to eat lunch or drink a coffee.

Despite exposure to every body fluid imaginable, I was rarely sick.

A few co-workers at the PO wear gloves handling mail, not only to keep "prettier hands" but to avoid the germs from all over the country and they seem to be the ones most often sick!

10
sharing
by on 11/18/2010 01:22pm

HAHAHAHA....

My husband once got anal juice in his mouth. Ironic, cause I'm the talker in our family. REALLY ironic, because at the time he was complaining about having to do it. But you see, it was HIS dog, who is the ONLY dog to have the problem. So yeah, once out of every four or five times I supervise and make him do it. He got out a few words like "Gah! I hate doing ---!" and then it struck. I was so shocked the only thing I said was "And that's what you get for complaining about it."

I'm not a vet, but I've worked in a vet clinic, I've trained dogs for over a decade, and I've run a rescue for the last six years. Having up to 13 dogs in the house at any given times means we've just accepted that the dogs will track dirt and kitty litter into the bed. You can always tell when a dog has eaten kitty litter because you can smell it right AFTER they stick their tongue in your mouth. All the dishes are washed together, and aside from the actual stainless steel or BrakeFast bowls, we share dishes too. Dog spoons? Cat spoons? Come on, I don't have enough to keep track of?

My favourite though is when I share food off my fork with the dogs as I'm eating - which I don't do regularly, they're not allowed to beg. However, the probability of me doing it increases directly with the level of squeamishness I know I'll get from them. ;O) Drove my mom BONKERS. Not so much the feeding, but continuing to use the fork for myself... lol.

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Dr. Khuly is a former petMD blogger and small animal veterinarian in Miami, Florida, where she practices medicine at Sunset Animal Clinic and serves on the board of the South Florida Veterinary Medical Association. She is a graduate of Wellesley College, the University of Pennsylvania School of Veterinary Medicine, and The Wharton School of Business.

As a significant sideline, she writes...a lot. She authors pet health columns for USA Today, The Miami Herald and Vetstreet. She also writes a popular monthly column for Veterinary Practice News and serves as regular contributor to Veterinary Economics, The Bark, and the Veterinary News Network.

Dr. Khuly lives in South Miami with her brood of hens, goats, dogs, cats...and humans.

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