Paris flunks Canine Reproduction 101 (what a surprise!)
Have you heard? Paris is under investigation by the Los Angeles Department of Animal Services for a pet violation. No, it’s not over Tinkerbell’s new skinny jeans and their circulation-constricting potential.
Nope. It’s the result of her seventeen(!) dogs—a no-no in LA where three is the max.
When asked how she’d managed to amass so many, the heiress-cum-starlet replied, “They keep having babies, and I feel bad about giving them away.”
Clearly, Paris has not been brought up in the ways of those of us who know that spaying and neutering your pets is a surefire method of preventing pregnancy. I’d hazard to guess that Paris doesn’t have the same kind of confusion when it comes to her own birth control.
It’s this kind of irresponsibility (in spite of her unparalleled access to education) that makes most of us just want to scratch our heads and wonder what goes on in the minds of those who would defend her for the “excellent care” she provides her pets.
(See? I managed a whole post on Paris and her proliferating pooches without referencing the word "bitch" or "breeder.")